Children also come up with some funny things to say. A warm summer day last year, this took place between me and a five-year-old (at the time) boy. Now, this boy is a member of a triplet family and so he also has a sister and brother. With that being said, let's get on to the conversation!
CB: "Hey, Alex!"
I poke his bellybutton and he giggles
Me: "Hey, CB!! Tickle, tickle."
CB: "Oh, that is close to my penis."
A little stunned, I try and blow off the situation.
Me: "Ah, yes well why aren't you in the pool?"
CB: "My penis is clean because I just got out of the pool! But did you know that GB (his sister) has something else?"
GB proceeds to join us next to my lifeguard stand.
Me: "Yep, she does! Because she is a girl and you are a boy."
CB: "Yeah, she's a girl so she has a hole. This one time, GB showed me her peepee and there was white stuff inside
it."
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